1. Don’t let this club membership change you, John. Stay ornery, stay mean. We need you to be pissed off, and restless, because no matter what they tell us—we know, this country is going to hell in a handcart. This country’s been hijacked. You know it and I know it. People are worried. People are scared, and people are angry. People need to hear a voice like yours that’s out there to echo the discontent that’s out there in the heartland. They need to hear stories about it. [Audience applauds] They need to hear stories about frustration, alienation and desperation. They need to know that somewhere out there somebody feels the way that they do, in the small towns and in the big cities. They need to hear it. And it doesn’t matter if they hear it on a jukebox, in the local gin mill, or in a goddamn truck commercial, because they ain’t gonna hear it on the radio anymore. They don’t care how they hear it, as long as they hear it good and loud and clear the way you’ve always been saying it all along. You’re right, John, this is still our country.[
    — 

    Billy Joel, on inducting John Mellencamp into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, 10 March 2008.

    I’ve always been a big fan of both Mr. Johnny John Cougar Mellencamp Cougar John-John Jingleheimer Schmidt’s music, and politics. Even through the name changes.

    (Mr. Joel, however… I’ll keep my opinions to myself.)